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60,70,80 year olds - Posted on 2006-10-11 19:57:38

Colin
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Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all." "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6:30." Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00." Hat coat,im off.

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	60,70,80 year olds - Posted on 2006-10-11 20:17:31
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	pure class

	60,70,80 year olds - Posted on 2006-10-11 20:27:45
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Your gettin the idea colin; classy

	60,70,80 year olds - Posted on 2006-10-11 20:41:55
Colin 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 269 Location: Essex United Kingdom	Thank you kind sirs.

	60,70,80 year olds - Posted on 2006-10-11 21:30:21
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, August 15, 2005 Posts: 4981 Location: bolton United Kingdom	Brilliant mate. pmsl

	60,70,80 year olds - Posted on 2006-10-12 08:12:50
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	excellent!!

	60,70,80 year olds - Posted on 2006-10-12 09:41:35
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	pmsl good one ,, we have this too look forward too ??

	60,70,80 year olds - Posted on 2006-10-12 12:07:12
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Posts: 1078 Location: Coventry: Why? United Kingdom	What do you mean "Look forward to"? But then I've always been an early developer.

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