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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
>>>their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has
>>happened.
>>>
>>>First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to
>>>his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
>>>
>>>Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent
>>>it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
>>>
>>>The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
>>>Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one: Big Seamus Quinn
>>>from Donegal, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?"
>>inquires the Inspector.
>>>"Thought he was having his photo taken."
>>>
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When your smiling - Posted on 2006-10-11 11:40:19
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When your smiling - Posted on 2006-10-11 12:18:45
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When your smiling - Posted on 2006-10-11 13:11:11
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When your smiling - Posted on 2006-10-11 10:59:57
