The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-10 23:53:20
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's
really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-10 23:57:54
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar
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PMSL thats excellent!!!
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-10 23:59:09
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Repeat, but a good un so you dont need ya coat.
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-11 00:00:46
Shorty 1100cc Pro Racer
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Cool, I don't have to leave then?
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-11 00:01:44
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but if ya leave yer coat dont leave your mobi in your pocket
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-11 00:03:16
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LOL! Nope, it goes where I do. Right now I'm off to feed horses.
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-11 00:07:27
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Get tae bed fishy, its late
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-11 08:08:37
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excellent!
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-11 08:25:23
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very good !!
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-11 08:42:49
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i laughed for ages after reading this so did my mum pmsl
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-11 09:01:49
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lol brilliant! (oops!)
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-11 09:32:12
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Thats a blinder lol
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-11 11:02:44
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pmsl
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-11 13:39:27
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brilliant mate
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-11 19:42:01
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LOL!!!
The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-11 20:21:04
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The Perferct Husband. - Posted on 2006-10-10 23:53:20
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