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At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth recently, John Howard, PM of Australia, turned to the Queen and said:
"As I'm the Prime Minister, I'm thinking of changing how my great
country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."
The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Howard, but to be a Kingdom, you
have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
John Howard
thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
then?"
To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to
be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Howard."
Howard thought long and hard and came up with "How about an
Empire then?"
The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied : "Sorry again,
Mr.Howard, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge and
you are not an Emperor."
Before Howard could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're
doing quite nicely as a Country."
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oh dear
joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 11:43:01
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What!...lol I tried..lol
joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 11:46:16
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It was better than my one. lol
joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 11:59:15
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anythins better than ure one lol
joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 13:02:48
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Never mind Colin... I ve just read your one and I thought it was quite funny..never mind. Oh and by the way I ve got a cuckoo clock called Colin ..well the little bird inside is called Colin. ... lol
joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 13:10:47
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Not much I can add to that is there lol
joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 18:19:34
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nope
joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 18:31:03
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lol wel i thought it was good darcey lol
joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 18:37:45
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there ya go darcey,uve a fan club of 1....ever thot of turnin pro??
joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 19:27:21
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pmsl well i liked it darcey lol
joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 23:55:44
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Hey, I liked it too!
joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 23:59:15
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Was pretty funny lol
joke - Posted on 2006-10-11 00:06:37
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Its obviously repeat time of year then..............
joke - Posted on 2006-10-11 00:12:53
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Your statement you mean ox????
joke - Posted on 2006-10-11 00:14:29
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Its obviously repeat time of the year then..........
joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 11:34:31
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