Colin 1000cc Pro Racer
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies: "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers. "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........
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Condom joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 08:17:40
gfisher 1300cc Superstar
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its not really funny is it (sigh)
Condom joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 08:47:38
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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pmsl@fish more than the joke lol
Condom joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 13:05:31
darcey 1300cc Superstar
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I dont think this is bad...it shows a certain,,erm something ...dont you think?
Condom joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 18:42:18
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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yep,,shows u never to buy em in 12s
Condom joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 21:01:23
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar
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12!!!!!!!!!
lucky git!
My last pack passed their sell buy date
Condom joke - Posted on 2006-10-10 23:06:52
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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i woulnt no kk,a dont use em.
Condom joke - Posted on 2006-10-11 00:14:06
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar
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Ahh a walking STD
Condom joke - Posted on 2006-10-11 00:15:50
the_ox 1300cc Superstar
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Last "pack" you bought was a single one..............or so you said.............
Condom joke - Posted on 2006-10-11 00:23:22
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar
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errrrr actually i knicked it of a twelve year old
Condom joke - Posted on 2006-10-11 13:45:06
visionboy1 125cc Learner
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Condom joke - Posted on 2006-10-09 20:47:52
Condom joke - Posted on 2006-10-11 13:45:06
