Why motorbikes are better than women..... - Posted on 2006-10-08 18:35:16
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* Motorbikes don't get pregnant.
* You can ride a Motorbike at any time of the month.
* Motorbikes don't have parents.
* Motorbikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
* You can share a Motorbike with friends.
* Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have ridden.
* When riding, both you and your Motorbike arrive at the same time.
* Motorbikes don't care how many other Motorbikes you have.
* Motorbikes don't care if you buy Motorbike magazines.
* Motorbikes don't care if you look at other Motorbikes.
* You'll never hear "Surprise, you are going to have a new little
Motorbike", unless you go out and buy one yourself.
* If your Motorbike goes flat, you can fix it.
* If your Motorbike is too loose, you can tighten it.
* If your Motorbike is mis-aligned, you don't have to discuss politics with
it.
* You can ride a friends Motorbike and still stay friends.
* If you say bad things to your Motorbike, you don't have to apologize to
it before you can ride again.
* You can ride your Motorbike for as long as you like and it won't get sore.
* You can stop riding your Motorbike as soon as you like and it won't get
frustrated.
* Your Mother won't stay in touch with your old Motorbike after you dump
it.
* Motorbikes don't get headaches.
* Motorbikes don't criticize you if you are a hopeless rider.
* Your Motorbike never wants a night out with other Motorbikes.
* Motorbikes don't care if you are late.
* You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Motorbike.
* If your Motorbike doesn't look good, you can paint it or get new parts.
* You can ride a Motorbike the first time you meet and you don't have to
take it to dinner.
* The only protection you need when riding a Motorbike is a decent crash
helmet.
* You can boast in mixed company what a great ride you had the last time
you were on your Motorbike.
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Why motorbikes are better than women..... - Posted on 2006-10-08 20:17:29
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aye but can they give u a good bj
Why motorbikes are better than women..... - Posted on 2006-10-08 20:18:29
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No but i bet u can.
Hmmmmmm
Moveing to derry
Why motorbikes are better than women..... - Posted on 2006-10-08 20:19:56
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when u get here u know im gonna kick ure ass in anyways waited long enough to do it
Why motorbikes are better than women..... - Posted on 2006-10-08 20:21:16
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I know, and i can not wait booking tickets now on internet.
O and remeber i said i was going to slap you. HARD
lol
Why motorbikes are better than women..... - Posted on 2006-10-08 20:23:00
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lol u can try wee lad
Why motorbikes are better than women..... - Posted on 2006-10-08 20:23:33
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You know i can, and dont deny it.
Latter remember.
lol
Why motorbikes are better than women..... - Posted on 2006-10-08 20:24:48
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yeah but i was just being gentle with u the last couple off months but time to play hard dear
Why motorbikes are better than women..... - Posted on 2006-10-08 20:26:15
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Yes please babe, im almost healed now so give it to me.
Why motorbikes are better than women..... - Posted on 2006-10-08 20:33:18
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lol oh ill be givin it to ya alrite ( now were did i leave that wolly mask)
Why motorbikes are better than women..... - Posted on 2006-10-08 20:35:10
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I know you will you told me enough times.
lol
Why motorbikes are better than women..... - Posted on 2006-10-08 20:37:51
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Why motorbikes are better than women..... - Posted on 2006-10-08 18:35:16
