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O so true?????? - Posted on 2006-10-07 21:44:39

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more oil! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more oil. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE OIL? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving"

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	O so true?????? - Posted on 2006-10-07 21:46:33
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Repeat, heard it b4, several times on here. FIND ANOTHER JOKE WEB SITE FFS Or take more pain killers and go to sleep :P

	O so true?????? - Posted on 2006-10-07 22:21:55
loz 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, September 18, 2005 Posts: 1628 Location: Fife United Kingdom	i havent heard it before, ninja, and i think its good so: LOL

	O so true?????? - Posted on 2006-10-08 17:50:04
Vita_Noval 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, April 07, 2006 Posts: 326 Location: cheshire United Kingdom	ox dont like me jokes...............................sorry ox gets coat and leaves building

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