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As we're on the topic of blondes....... - Posted on 2006-10-06 23:48:26

catherine
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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy", she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked. "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, It's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No, honey, it's because you're 24. "

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	As we're on the topic of blondes....... - Posted on 2006-10-06 23:59:28
Vita_Noval 1100cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, April 07, 2006 Posts: 326 Location: cheshire United Kingdom	thats a good one lol

	As we're on the topic of blondes....... - Posted on 2006-10-07 01:19:38
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	repeat cath,in fact was only week ago

	As we're on the topic of blondes....... - Posted on 2006-10-07 09:26:06
catherine 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, September 03, 2005 Posts: 913 Location: Montgomery United Kingdom	It wasn't Froog....I emailed it to you lol

	As we're on the topic of blondes....... - Posted on 2006-10-07 11:18:09
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	oops

	As we're on the topic of blondes....... - Posted on 2006-10-07 12:58:36
rhona1975 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, May 15, 2005 Posts: 984 Location: london United Kingdom	PMSL, joke was good, but Froog's memory loss is funnier!

	As we're on the topic of blondes....... - Posted on 2006-10-07 16:10:05
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	yeah i got that one by email too, very funny though

	As we're on the topic of blondes....... - Posted on 2006-10-07 17:44:54
catherine 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, September 03, 2005 Posts: 913 Location: Montgomery United Kingdom	I put it down to Froog's age and man flu Rhona lol

	As we're on the topic of blondes....... - Posted on 2006-10-07 19:14:38
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	oh cath,wats manflu got to do with it?i forgot i had it

	As we're on the topic of blondes....... - Posted on 2006-10-07 19:55:09
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	good one cath lol

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