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Lesson in Rent
>
> A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon
> with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he
> told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have
> his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment
> "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
>
> On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing
> that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his
> secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed
> note:
>
> " Dear Madam:
> Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not
> sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I
> was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied;> #2 -
> there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me
> feel cosy and at home.
>
> However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
> wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
>
> Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque
> for $250 with the following note:
>
> "Dear Sir:
>
> First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment
> to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty
> of it, if you
> know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
> regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
> please do not blame the management.
> Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your
> present landlady
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Rent - Posted on 2006-10-06 21:04:26
rhona1975 1300cc Superstar
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Rent - Posted on 2006-10-06 20:50:08
