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Scouse Eggs - Posted on 2006-10-06 20:45:13

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An old one, but good Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies with sarcasm "Scouse eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has and why he requires so many officers. "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the f *ckers have managed to nick a motorbike already!

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	Scouse Eggs - Posted on 2006-10-06 21:05:07
rhona1975 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, May 15, 2005 Posts: 984 Location: london United Kingdom	I've not seen this one before.......love it! pmsl!

	Scouse Eggs - Posted on 2006-10-07 16:12:17
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	i aint seen it before either funny lol

	Scouse Eggs - Posted on 2006-10-07 19:17:19
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	(a) do bowling balls hatch into scousers? (b) do scousers steal bikes? (c) whats a scouser?

	Scouse Eggs - Posted on 2006-10-07 20:05:05
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	a, yes b, yes c, I`m so gonna get into trouble if i answer that.

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