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Mississippi Grandma - Posted on 2006-10-06 20:42:18

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>>Mississippi Grandma >>Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they >>aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town >>prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, >>elderly woman to the stand. >>He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" >>She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. >>I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a >>big disappointment to me. >>You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk >>about them behind their backs. >>You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains >> to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit >>paper pusher. Yes, I know you." >>The lawyer was stunned ! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed >>Across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense >>attorney?" >>She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he >>was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking >>problem. >>He >>can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is >>one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his >>wife with three different women. >>One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." >>The defense attorney almost died. >>The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a >>very >> quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows >>me, I'll >> send you to the electric chair

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	Mississippi Grandma - Posted on 2006-10-06 21:08:16
rhona1975 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, May 15, 2005 Posts: 984 Location: london United Kingdom	he he :-)

	Mississippi Grandma - Posted on 2006-10-07 16:15:41
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	lol good one

	Mississippi Grandma - Posted on 2006-10-07 19:16:49
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	classic

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