How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-06 20:38:59
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you know it's sooooooooooo true!!!!
>> How to Make a Woman Happy
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>> It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
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>> 1. a friend
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>> 2. a companion
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>> 3. a lover
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>> 4. a brother
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>> 5. a father
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>> 6. a master
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>> 7. a chef
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>> 8. an electrician
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>> 9. a carpenter
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>> 10. a plumber
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>> 11. a mechanic
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>> 12. a decorator
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>> 13. a stylist
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>> 14. a sexologist
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>> 15. a gynecologist
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>> 16. a psychologist
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>> 17. a pest exterminator
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>> 18. a psychiatrist
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>> 19. a healer
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>> 20. a good listener
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>> 21. an organizer
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>> 22. a good father
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>> 23. very clean
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>> 24. sympathetic
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>> 25. athletic
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>> 26. warm
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>> 27. attentive
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>> 28. gallant
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>> 29. intelligent
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>> 30. funny
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>> 31. creative
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>> 32. tender
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>> 33. strong
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>> 34. understanding
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>> 35. tolerant
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>> 36. prudent
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>> 37. ambitious
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>> 38. capable
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>> 39. courageous
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>> 40. determined
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>> 41. true
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>> 42. dependable
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>> 43. passionate
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>> 44. compassionate
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>> WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
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>> 45. give her compliments regularly
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>> 46. love shopping
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>> 47. be honest
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>> 48. be very rich
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>> 49. not stress her out
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>> 50. not look at other girls
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>> AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
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>> 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
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>> 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
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>> 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
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>>
>>
>> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
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>> 54. Never to forget:
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>> * birthdays
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>> * anniversaries
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>> * arrangements she makes
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>>
>> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY ?
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>> 1. Show up naked
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>> 2. Bring food and Beer
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How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-06 20:43:58
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ure womans easy pleased m8
How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-06 20:58:00
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You forgot
they must have a pulse
How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-06 20:59:43
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why?
How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-06 21:01:44
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So true ninja, glad you posted this - men, take note, lol
How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-06 22:59:28
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back in the kitchen and make me a bacon butty wench!
How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-06 23:52:02
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ooo m8 ur so got it lol
How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-07 07:56:07
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very good....although, i tend to disagree!! pmsl
How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-07 11:19:48
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by the way folks,,,kim always disagrees
How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-07 12:57:01
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Blondie, you're right......there's definately a couple of other things missing off the women's list! lol
How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-07 16:07:56
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Bacons ready bear sir lol, is there anything else we can do for you, shine your boots perhaps lol
How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-07 22:45:18
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u cheky sod froogie!!!! i am a woman of a strong mind and i have an opinion....so ner ner ner ner!!!!!! lol
How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-08 03:22:35
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nahhh me boots dont need a shine you could always stir my coffee though and blow on it for a while too its a bit hot.
now stop asking silly questions and get back in the kitchen and pour me a beer....FFS you just cant get the staff these days.
How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-08 08:57:37
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pmsl ninja , good one , lol sg , dons knee pads and clutches bottle opener lol
How to please.........a woman........a man - Posted on 2006-10-08 17:48:39
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