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You may have seen these - Posted on 2006-09-29 14:13:48

daisyduke
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they still make me laugh These are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off. 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. 11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen 12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy. 13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers. 14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. 15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink. 16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. 17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me. 18. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. 19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it. 20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction. 23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.

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	You may have seen these - Posted on 2006-09-29 14:32:09
Black_Sabbath 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, November 26, 2004 Posts: 245 Location: Washington! United Kingdom	where do you find all this stuff?!

	You may have seen these - Posted on 2006-09-29 14:47:06
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	excellent!

	You may have seen these - Posted on 2006-09-29 18:04:51
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	brilliant daisy,, good ones

	You may have seen these - Posted on 2006-09-29 18:07:34
kazncol 400cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, December 20, 2005 Posts: 80 Location: stoke on trent United Kingdom	always thought you had a warped sense of humour daisy lol.some gud ones in the kiddo.

	You may have seen these - Posted on 2006-09-29 18:07:34
kazncol 400cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, December 20, 2005 Posts: 80 Location: stoke on trent United Kingdom	always thought you had a warped sense of humour daisy lol.some gud ones in there kiddo.

	You may have seen these - Posted on 2006-09-29 18:10:52
kazncol 400cc Rider Joined: Tuesday, December 20, 2005 Posts: 80 Location: stoke on trent United Kingdom	damn im repeating myself aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh

	You may have seen these - Posted on 2006-09-29 19:42:00
rhona1975 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, May 15, 2005 Posts: 984 Location: london United Kingdom	LMAO, ok, you have a reprieve.....

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