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Subject: At dawn the telephone rings... - Posted on 2006-09-28 07:14:49

The_Drifter
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"Hello, Boss Rod? This is Philemon, the gardener at your country estate. I have been trying for to speak with Boss now many days" "Ah yes, Philemon. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Mista Rod, that your parrot died. "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the National competition?" "eYebo Boss, that's is the one." "Dam! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird." "What did he die from?" "From eating rotten meat, Mista Rod" "Rotten meat? Who in this world fed him rotten meat?" "eNobody, Boss. He ate the meat of the dead horse." "Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred, Mista Rod." "My prize thoroughbred is dead?" "eYes Boss Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Are you insane? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Boss" "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man? " "The one at your house, Boss! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire." "What the!!??....Are you saying that my house is destroyed because of a candle??!! "eYes Boss Rod." "But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for?" "For the funeral, Mista Rod." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?" "Of your madam wife, Boss Rod... She showed up one night when telling nobody she was coming and I thought she was a robber, so I hit her with Boss's new Tiger Woods Limited Edition Nike Driver." SILENCE................... , LONG SILENCE............................................................., FINALLY ............, "Philemon, if you broke that driver, you are in deep, deep sh*t!"

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	Subject: At dawn the telephone rings... - Posted on 2006-09-28 08:46:36
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	hehehehe i like that

	Subject: At dawn the telephone rings... - Posted on 2006-09-28 10:19:14
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	so did her corsa survive the blaze?.......class joke by the way drift.

	Subject: At dawn the telephone rings... - Posted on 2006-09-28 11:17:57
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	excellent!!

	Subject: At dawn the telephone rings... - Posted on 2006-09-28 13:56:50
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Posts: 1078 Location: Coventry: Why? United Kingdom	Ooooooooooooooooh me ribs!

	Subject: At dawn the telephone rings... - Posted on 2006-09-28 17:23:41
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	pmsl drifter. class as always

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