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Another Blobde Joke - Posted on 2006-09-21 19:49:01

kenp1947
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Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for the highly prized shoes. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a decent price!" The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, ya'll just go and give it a try, why don'cha!" The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch herself an alligator. Later in the day, as the shop- keeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky swamp water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and, with a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed silence. Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back. Then, rolling her eyes heaven ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out, "Damn, this one is barefoot, too!"

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	Another Blobde Joke - Posted on 2006-09-21 21:12:38
mandi6763 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 Posts: 653 Location: Bristol United Kingdom	lol another good un xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

	Another Blobde Joke - Posted on 2006-09-21 21:14:49
Kawaha 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, February 10, 2006 Posts: 627 Location: Suffolk United Kingdom	blobde??

	Another Blobde Joke - Posted on 2006-09-21 22:27:47
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	pure class m8

	Another Blobde Joke - Posted on 2006-09-21 23:01:46
kenp1947 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, July 31, 2005 Posts: 771 Location: Cheltenham United Kingdom	Sorry kawaha must have had a blonde moment typing the title LOL

	Another Blobde Joke - Posted on 2006-09-22 18:11:00
Kawaha 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, February 10, 2006 Posts: 627 Location: Suffolk United Kingdom	hehehehe

	Another Blobde Joke - Posted on 2006-09-24 17:32:58
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	tsk tsk, oh deary me lol

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