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GOOD MORROW GOOD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-09-19 09:51:06

THE_LAST_OUTLAW
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In nine days time I will be redundant............ HOO BLOODY RAY!!!!! A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips. Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon. 'It's very brave of you to come out here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell the audience what happened?' 'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free.' 'The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save my legs.' 'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial? 'asks Matthew. 'No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my uncle had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto mine. As you can see the operation was successful. I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year.' A huge round of applause erupts from the audience. Kelly responds with: 'That's an unbelievable story. So tonight, who are you going to be?' Scroll down... Keep going.... It's worth it honest..... 'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle'

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	GOOD MORROW GOOD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-09-19 09:58:48
catherine 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, September 03, 2005 Posts: 913 Location: Montgomery United Kingdom	Forget redundancy Outlaw.....you're fired!!! Hat n coat

	GOOD MORROW GOOD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-09-19 10:00:27
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	lol ............... and i'm glad your so happy about leaving your job

	GOOD MORROW GOOD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-09-19 10:13:28
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	pmsl outlaw ,, so agree with cath on this one lol

	GOOD MORROW GOOD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-09-19 10:11:08
THE_LAST_OUTLAW 1300cc Superstar Joined: Thursday, March 31, 2005 Posts: 633 Location: Creaky Joint City, Achesville, Dodgyknee. United Kingdom	You can't fire me Cat 'cos I've got my Goodbye letter from the boss!!Nah,Nah,Nah,Nah,Nah. Cheers Roeby, I glad to be getting out 'cos the idiots that are ruining, oops spelling mistake not, running the firm down are breaking up a brilliant team of engineers, that it's been a pleasure to work with, in the name of profit and more cash for the American Stockholders. Well thanks a lot guys and I hope you choke on your extra profit and I doubt that you realise,or care for that matter, that your selfish and greed motivated actions have deprived a lot of people of an income. Up yours, Outlaw!!!!

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