I had to post this - Posted on 2006-09-17 15:39:28
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Factory Testing
There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
for her first day - promptly at 08:00.
The next day at 08:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to
rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so
the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me
Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to
pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes
of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday".
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles"
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I had to post this - Posted on 2006-09-17 17:32:28
rev_ 1300cc Superstar
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PMSL!
i got my son one of those elmo's ages ago......and not the kind with a sac!!!
I had to post this - Posted on 2006-09-17 17:36:17
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I had to post this - Posted on 2006-09-17 15:39:28
