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Valentines gifts..(warring explictic language) - Posted on 2006-09-17 07:31:19

The_Drifter
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There were three men drinking in a bar, a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring." As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet." As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself!"

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	Valentines gifts..(warring explictic language) - Posted on 2006-09-17 09:25:02
rev_ 1300cc Superstar Joined: Thursday, January 13, 2005 Posts: 3068 Location: Coventry United Kingdom	these guys still buy gifts for valentines day??????!!

	Valentines gifts..(warring explictic language) - Posted on 2006-09-17 10:47:21
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	pmsl drifter ,,and yes rev , that is the basic idea lol

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