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A true story honest - Posted on 2006-09-14 11:32:21

gfisher
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An Englishman and an Irishman were seated next to a Scotsman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Englishman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crumpets and she told me how much she adored me." "To be sure, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Irishman responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful fried breakfast and told me she could never love another man." The Scotsman remained silent. So the Englishman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Irishman arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don't stop."

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	A true story honest - Posted on 2006-09-14 12:02:50
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	pmsl i like that .............. far fetched but i like it lol

	A true story honest - Posted on 2006-09-14 12:30:35
hastie 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Monday, April 24, 2006 Posts: 195 Location: catterick United Kingdom	What do you mean far fetched roeby,all scotsmen can do it.......cant english or the welsh or in fact the irish do it.........must be just us scots then...........lol.

	A true story honest - Posted on 2006-09-14 12:32:26
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	must be cos your all as stiff as a board cos of all the cold up there and that fact they don't wear any underwear under there skirts lol it takes em all nite to thaw out lol

	A true story honest - Posted on 2006-09-14 12:38:31
hastie 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Monday, April 24, 2006 Posts: 195 Location: catterick United Kingdom	Well first off roebs check your grammar on the last post you did........lol.......and you pulled me up for it in another post.......lol. And to be honest if thats why its still hard ,at least the ladies like it hard all night ..........lol

	A true story honest - Posted on 2006-09-14 12:43:08
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	lol was thinkin more like " havnt you finished yet , iv things to do " pmsl

	A true story honest - Posted on 2006-09-14 23:35:09
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	anyway roebs - how did you find out what we wear under our kilts? eh? c'mon own up Mark's not looking mind you I am now working for an English firm - and the christmas party is not that far away. and the3re would appear to be a lot of female employees from all over europe not only england. I think I will have to wear the tin drawers

	A true story honest - Posted on 2006-09-15 01:09:00
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	we need to educate them on many things ....a bird txt me 2 nte and said,canu get me a viagra.so i txt her and said are u gaggin.she said ,its not for me its for my mate.i said ok ive got one,but ive taken it.so send her round.

	A true story honest - Posted on 2006-09-15 08:21:18
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	pmsl froog

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