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sent these aswell..... - Posted on 2006-09-13 11:32:06

Ducatibird
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Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: What is the difference between men and women? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

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	sent these aswell..... - Posted on 2006-09-13 12:18:31
wrossixxx 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, November 01, 2004 Posts: 989 Location: Chesterfield United Kingdom	absolutely brilliant lololol

	sent these aswell..... - Posted on 2006-09-13 12:23:14
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	excellent!

	sent these aswell..... - Posted on 2006-09-13 12:36:29
THE_LAST_OUTLAW 1300cc Superstar Joined: Thursday, March 31, 2005 Posts: 633 Location: Creaky Joint City, Achesville, Dodgyknee. United Kingdom	Seen 'em before Bird but I still think you're rotten, so there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nah,Nah,Nah,Nah,Nah!!!!! Emotionally scarred Outlaw.

	sent these aswell..... - Posted on 2006-09-13 13:13:01
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	fantastic pmsl

	sent these aswell..... - Posted on 2006-09-13 13:18:19
Colin 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 269 Location: Essex United Kingdom	I'm staying out of this!

	sent these aswell..... - Posted on 2006-09-13 13:47:01
hastie 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Monday, April 24, 2006 Posts: 195 Location: catterick United Kingdom	Thats a bit sexiest is it not.......lol and here was me helping you with your dog

	sent these aswell..... - Posted on 2006-09-13 14:02:10
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	like em duc,, good ones ,, must remember them lol

	sent these aswell..... - Posted on 2006-09-13 14:39:08
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	oh well I spose the girlies can think they've got the upper hand from time to time

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