Dumbass............... - Posted on 2006-09-13 03:27:41
Shorty 1100cc Pro Racer
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A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.? So, I approached the largest and most heavily-tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"A couple of minutes ago."
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Dumbass............... - Posted on 2006-09-13 08:22:22
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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very good lol
Dumbass............... - Posted on 2006-09-13 09:37:08
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar
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yup, not bad!
Dumbass............... - Posted on 2006-09-13 13:06:30
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar
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Ooooooooooooohh me aching sides.
We like that one we do.