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SEX IN THE DARK................................... - Posted on 2006-09-13 03:20:20

Shorty
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

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	SEX IN THE DARK................................... - Posted on 2006-09-13 08:22:45
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	brilliant lol

	SEX IN THE DARK................................... - Posted on 2006-09-13 08:31:09
kegzy19 400cc Rider Joined: Wednesday, August 16, 2006 Posts: 82 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	i like that good 1 it made me chuckle aven after hardly any sleep

	SEX IN THE DARK................................... - Posted on 2006-09-13 08:44:33
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	good one shorty,, pmsl

	SEX IN THE DARK................................... - Posted on 2006-09-13 08:58:17
darcey 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 3114 Location: Lincolnshire United Kingdom	lol very good....hehehe

	SEX IN THE DARK................................... - Posted on 2006-09-13 09:33:54
Kawaha 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, February 10, 2006 Posts: 627 Location: Suffolk United Kingdom	lol very good

	SEX IN THE DARK................................... - Posted on 2006-09-13 09:35:31
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	excellent!

	SEX IN THE DARK................................... - Posted on 2006-09-13 12:15:10
wrossixxx 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, November 01, 2004 Posts: 989 Location: Chesterfield United Kingdom	pmsl lol

	SEX IN THE DARK................................... - Posted on 2006-09-13 14:04:07
Colin 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 269 Location: Essex United Kingdom	Pure class lol

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