Texicans do it bigger - Posted on 2006-09-12 19:02:20
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A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"
"Yup, shore am!"
"How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."
The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"
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Texicans do it bigger - Posted on 2006-09-13 08:24:46
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like it lol
Texicans do it bigger - Posted on 2006-09-13 09:36:39
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ugh!
Texicans do it bigger - Posted on 2006-09-13 16:57:48
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Yee haw!
Texicans do it bigger - Posted on 2006-09-13 16:58:51
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Now how did i Know you would appreciate that con LOL
Texicans do it bigger - Posted on 2006-09-13 17:01:18
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