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philosophy for life - Posted on 2006-09-12 16:24:34

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Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just f*ck off and leave me alone. The journey of 1000 miles begins with a broken drive belt and a flat tyre. The darkest hours come just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbours milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it. Sex is like air, it's only important when you aren't getting any. Don't aspire to become irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. Remember, no one is listening - until you fart. Never forget that you are unique, just like everyone else. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. If you think nobody cares whether you are dead or alive, try missing a few mortgage payments. Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. If at first you dont succeed, avoid skydiving. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Have you ever lent someone a tenner and never see them again? It was probably worth it. If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything. Some days we are the flies, other days we are the windscreens. Don't worry: It only seems kinky the first time. Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. A quick way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. A closed mouth gathers no feet. There are two theories of how to end an argument with a woman. Neither works. Generally speaking you aren't learning much if your lips are moving. Never miss a chance to shut up. Experience is something you dont get until just after you need it. When we are born we are naked, wet, hungry and get our arses smacked. From then on life gets worse. Remember not to forget that which you do not need to know.

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	philosophy for life - Posted on 2006-09-12 16:56:36
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	pmsl bear,, like em

	philosophy for life - Posted on 2006-09-12 18:59:09
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	very good and very true some of em lol

	philosophy for life - Posted on 2006-09-12 19:17:53
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, August 15, 2005 Posts: 4981 Location: bolton United Kingdom	Seen some before but all worth reading again.

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