Birthday cards ...... - Posted on 2006-09-12 15:25:12
DogPowell 1100cc Pro Racer
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.......... Where the heck do people find them. My big day today and a mate must off hunted high and low to find this one.
Why motorbikes are better than women !!!!!!!
# You can turn a motorcycle on with a button you can find.
# You can ride a motorbike when and where you want.
# A motorbike never gets on your back.
# Gallon for gallon, petrol is cheaper thatn Baileys Irish Cream.
# A motorbike doesn't get jealous if you throw your leg over another bike.
# Motorbikes are fitted with silencers.
# If a motorcycle breaks down, you don't need to take a mortgage out with interflora.
# A motorbike only requires attention every 6000 miles.
# A motorbike won't run off with the first bloke it sees with a bigger chopper..
# A motorbike will wait quietly outside the pub while you have a good time with your mates.
# A motorbike doesn't complain if you fart when your riding it.
# A motorbike doesn't need a new pair of shoes every time you take it out.
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Birthday cards ...... - Posted on 2006-09-12 15:36:03
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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very good lol
*ahem*
Happy Birthday to u
Happy Birthday to u
Happy Birthday dear dogggggggggg
Happy Birthday to u
hope u have a great day xxx
Birthday cards ...... - Posted on 2006-09-12 15:46:48
TC 1300cc Superstar
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