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A joke, perhaps? - Posted on 2006-09-12 09:37:34

TC
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One day a small lizard was walking through the forest. He smelled pot and looked up to find a koala bear sitting in a tree. The little lizard looked up and said, "Hey koala bear, what are you doing up there?" The bear replied, "I'm getting high, come on up." So the lizard joined the bear in the tree. They continued to smoke joint after joint until finally the little lizard said, "My mouth is dry like cotton." The koala bear agreed and told the lizard to go down to the river and get a drink and in the meantime he would roll another joint. The little lizard attempted to lean over to drink water from the river and was so stoned, he fell right in and started splashing around. A crocodile saw this and swam over to help the lizard to shore. He said, "Lizard what is wrong with you?" The lizard replied, "I've been getting stoned with the koala bear. I needed water and fell in the river." The crocodile said, "I don't believe this. Take me to the tree you were in." So they walked through the forest and they come to the tree where the koala bear was sitting. The crocodile looked up and said, "Hey koala bear, what are you doing up there?" The koala bear looked down and said, "Holy crap dude, how much water did you drink?"

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	A joke, perhaps? - Posted on 2006-09-12 09:40:17
darcey 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 3114 Location: Lincolnshire United Kingdom	oh pmsl thats really good am going to send that to my friend... lol

	A joke, perhaps? - Posted on 2006-09-12 09:58:08
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	good one , pmsl

	A joke, perhaps? - Posted on 2006-09-12 10:22:05
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	brilliant pmsl!!!

	A joke, perhaps? - Posted on 2006-09-12 12:44:05
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	pmsl...nice one...btw, i thought u had the "munchies" after a joint? lol

	A joke, perhaps? - Posted on 2006-09-12 12:57:35
TC 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, November 21, 2005 Posts: 833 Location: Durban South Africa	I hope ur not talking from experience there blondie! lol

	A joke, perhaps? - Posted on 2006-09-12 13:06:08
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	have seen this before but it's very good!

	A joke, perhaps? - Posted on 2006-09-12 13:07:59
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	ummmmmmmmmmmm TC, sorta lol...stopped doing it yonks ago wen i realised i was downing a loaf of bread every time....too much weight i put on..so i stopped lol life is fab wivout all that crap...god, im SO HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY.......

	A joke, perhaps? - Posted on 2006-09-12 13:11:46
TC 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, November 21, 2005 Posts: 833 Location: Durban South Africa	Ummmm..... you sure ur not on something right now, blondie?

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