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Clean joke - Posted on 2006-09-06 19:19:23

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Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff : "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No drama, boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happenin?? Great to see you! Come in for a beer!" Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says . "Old buddies, lets fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Germany, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd, headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack, and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony, and the man next to me said , "Who the f***'s that on the balcony with Dave?"

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	Clean joke - Posted on 2006-09-06 19:49:38
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	pmsl brilliant!!!!!!!!!!

	Clean joke - Posted on 2006-09-06 20:13:32
darcey 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 3114 Location: Lincolnshire United Kingdom	oh very good i liked that one Oxo. pmsl

	Clean joke - Posted on 2006-09-06 23:33:49
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	lol,,,,,so who was it with dave?

	Clean joke - Posted on 2006-09-07 07:38:37
kegzy19 400cc Rider Joined: Wednesday, August 16, 2006 Posts: 82 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	i liked that one its was cool

	Clean joke - Posted on 2006-09-07 07:42:14
blondie 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, May 06, 2005 Posts: 3971 Location: Gillingham, Kent United Kingdom	pmsl pmsl...nice one NFG but London!

	Clean joke - Posted on 2006-09-07 10:04:19
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	pms, brilliant!

	Clean joke - Posted on 2006-09-07 17:38:18
rev_ 1300cc Superstar Joined: Thursday, January 13, 2005 Posts: 3068 Location: Coventry United Kingdom	quality m8!!

	Clean joke - Posted on 2006-09-07 18:51:11
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	hee hee, good one Ox

	Clean joke - Posted on 2006-09-07 20:26:47
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	top punch line .

	Clean joke - Posted on 2006-09-09 01:05:49
gixxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, May 31, 2005 Posts: 1563 Location: sheffield United Kingdom	although i hate to admit it, this joke was well above average 8 out of 10. ( mine are all crap )

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