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Proverbs (make up for the Bullsh@t joke, hopfully) - Posted on 2006-09-06 06:19:27

The_Drifter
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''Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.'' ''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!'' ''Man who run behind car get exhausted'' ''Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day'' ''Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.'' ''Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok'' ''Man with one chopstick go hungry.'' ''Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.'' ''Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.'' ''Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!'' ''Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.'' ''War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.'' ''Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.'' ''Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.'' ''Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!'' ''Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!'' ''It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.'' ''Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!'' ''Man who sit on tack get point!'' ''Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!'' ''Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.'' ''He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.'' ''Man who farts in church sits in own pew.'' ''Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion''. ''Crowded elevator smells different to midget."

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	Proverbs (make up for the Bullsh@t joke, hopfully) - Posted on 2006-09-06 08:05:29
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	like em lol

	Proverbs (make up for the Bullsh@t joke, hopfully) - Posted on 2006-09-06 08:50:48
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	very good!

	Proverbs (make up for the Bullsh@t joke, hopfully) - Posted on 2006-09-06 16:01:03
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	good ones , like them

	Proverbs (make up for the Bullsh@t joke, hopfully) - Posted on 2006-09-06 17:03:31
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	pmsl drifter, good ones there

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