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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so pleas allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish The next morning, sure enough,the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the chequebook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washingvegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 PM he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were." You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
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SUPPOSE I GOTTA GET ME COAT AGAIN???? PMSL
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THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-31 08:58:54
Roeby 1300cc Superstar
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pmsl i like that
THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-31 09:08:24
ana 1300cc Superstar
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ha ha very good blondie , like it
THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-31 09:45:26
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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lot o crap...again
THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-31 10:01:42
gfisher 1300cc Superstar
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an obvious fabrication. especially the bit where he/she went to the bank and made a DEPOSIT
never happens in real life
THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-31 10:05:16
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar
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excellent!
THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-31 10:46:18
blondie 1300cc Superstar
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pmsl fisher....ouch!!!!!!!
THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-31 11:33:26
ana 1300cc Superstar
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lol fisher ,, i went there once ,, oh yea to put in a cheque so i could get it out again , dont that count
THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-31 11:40:26
darcey 1300cc Superstar
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the only thing we need to learn at school is how to right cheque...;)
THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-31 19:44:15
loz 1300cc Superstar
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hehhe i like it blondie!!!
THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-31 19:56:57
No_Strings_Just_Ropes 250cc Rider
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Ooooooerrr darcey ... cheques!
moving on to another male type joke >
What do women and cheques have in common ?
The ones that get you in trouble 'bounce'
THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-31 21:06:41
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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thats a cool foto ropes,,send em up here lol
THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-31 22:16:26
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar
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OOO Its all lies!!!
Very funny though pmsl
THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-09-01 00:23:47
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THE SWITCH!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-31 19:56:57
