Reverse the life cycle - Posted on 2006-08-31 08:21:05
THE_LAST_OUTLAW 1300cc Superstar
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I think the life cycle is all backwards...
You should start out dead and get it out of the way, then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day,and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
Outlaw.
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Reverse the life cycle - Posted on 2006-08-31 08:47:47
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brilliant now i could live with that lol
Reverse the life cycle - Posted on 2006-08-31 08:48:31
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like it lol
Reverse the life cycle - Posted on 2006-08-31 09:15:18
ana 1300cc Superstar
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emm yes that sounds far better , when do we start lol
Reverse the life cycle - Posted on 2006-08-31 09:47:36
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whats am orgasm?
Reverse the life cycle - Posted on 2006-08-31 10:48:05
blondie 1300cc Superstar
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like u dont know ay bruv..with all that practicing u do....muwahhhhhhhhhhhh
Reverse the life cycle - Posted on 2006-08-31 10:48:22
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar
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Any living creature isn't it?
I'm sure I used to know once but I'm married now.
Reverse the life cycle - Posted on 2006-08-31 10:49:30
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar
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P.S. Brilliant Outlaw
Reverse the life cycle - Posted on 2006-09-01 00:28:37
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Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - orgasm ??????????????
Reverse the life cycle - Posted on 2006-09-01 09:02:55
ana 1300cc Superstar
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lol rh ,, i bought some wine from co op , only cos it read orgasmic ,, yuck it read organic , and it hasnt worked hehehe
Reverse the life cycle - Posted on 2006-09-01 09:11:48
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I reckon youre right but think of it like this, at christmas santa's the git that comes down the chimney n nicks ya presents, the titanic would be the ship that floated n that would be wuite boring ect ect
Reverse the life cycle - Posted on 2006-09-01 09:26:57
blondie 1300cc Superstar
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lol sab
Reverse the life cycle - Posted on 2006-09-02 02:37:53
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Ooooooooooooooooooooooo orgasmic wine !!!! Can I have a few bottles of it pleez LOL
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