THIS BETTER THAN MY LAST ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-29 23:30:39
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Say it as if you were chinese !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.
Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
Again,the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Syndrome. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied,
"Ed Zachary Syndrome is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
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THIS BETTER THAN MY LAST ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-30 00:07:57
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so was her ass good lookin as her face,if so 2 in one ill marry her
THIS BETTER THAN MY LAST ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-30 08:42:17
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ffs bruv...pmsl...gor blimey ppls, werent that bad!! lol
THIS BETTER THAN MY LAST ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-30 09:10:29
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lol i liked it blondie
THIS BETTER THAN MY LAST ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-30 09:17:06
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o thankyou roeby....u have just made my day..pmsl..gor blimey, i promise never to post jokes again!! lol
THIS BETTER THAN MY LAST ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-30 09:36:47
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thank fook
THIS BETTER THAN MY LAST ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-30 09:42:37
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oi.....cheeky sod! lol
THIS BETTER THAN MY LAST ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-30 11:34:48
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I like that one - made me smile !!!!
THIS BETTER THAN MY LAST ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-30 15:25:57
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PMSL was better than the others. Did exactly what it sed on the tin
THIS BETTER THAN MY LAST ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-30 16:18:04
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seen this before but it is good!
THIS BETTER THAN MY LAST ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-30 18:37:24
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wot tin????????????????
THIS BETTER THAN MY LAST ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-30 19:18:41
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THIS BETTER THAN MY LAST ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!! - Posted on 2006-08-29 23:30:39
