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Highly Confidential Security Notice - Posted on 2006-08-17 15:54:48

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nicked from another forum loved it. The British have reacted to the recent terrorism alerts by raising their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been recategorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its error alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday, as is customary, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

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	Highly Confidential Security Notice - Posted on 2006-08-18 08:26:01
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	pmsl bear, sounds about right

	Highly Confidential Security Notice - Posted on 2006-08-18 11:28:09
loz 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, September 18, 2005 Posts: 1628 Location: Fife United Kingdom	hee hee!!! thats class! :D

	Highly Confidential Security Notice - Posted on 2006-08-18 19:25:39
hammerntongs 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 1492 Location: all of it Thailand	nice find bear m8 pmsl

	Highly Confidential Security Notice - Posted on 2006-08-18 20:34:05
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	Im impressed. lol

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