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>>A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
>>"Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
>>A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,"
>>she volunteered.
>>The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
>>could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
>>"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and
>>the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and
>>before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
>>"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
>>"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
>>Fffff,'
>>and before he could say 'Fuck,' the Rottweiler ate him!"
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stuttering cats - Posted on 2006-08-17 00:45:27
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