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    Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-09 16:33:41

Black_Sabbath
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They say that all ya need to pull a girl is to make her laugh, then explain bernard mannings lack of sex life! shove that in ya pipe n smoke it titmus! (with ya crappy colum in zoo)

 

 

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   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-09 18:45:33

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2 things women like,,,big dick,and a bigger wallet,,,

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-09 19:51:08

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i would reckon that bernard has laid more pipe than all of us put together lol. same goes for chubby brown too... and lets face it if jim davidson can be married and divorced as many times as he has there is hope for us all

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-10 10:57:43

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women aint that fickle, all it takes is consideration, loving, laughing and being best mates, and if a bloke happens to have a big willy and a bigger wallett then obvioulsy that is a bonus. xx

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-10 11:01:05

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awww thats so sweet daisey

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-10 11:02:10

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tis from the heart froog

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-10 12:33:43

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im with you on that one daisy excellent point

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-10 12:59:10

r1froog
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tell that to the stunners that hang off footie players arms,or bike racers arms..if rooney was a joiner,do u seriously think hed have the bird he has.

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-10 13:11:20

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No probably no...hed have someone better...!

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-10 13:13:05

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I agree with the big cock thing pmsl A sense of humour helps though ;)

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-10 13:53:07

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a bit sad though if you have to get em drunk before they will sleep with ya lol

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-10 14:01:51

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pmsl daisy.....check out the bulge b4 u say yes to a pint :) seriously, i agree wiv daisy. They HAVE TO MAKE you laugh, be able to communicate with eachother about anything. share concerns, worries. be there for eachother, soul mates...the big dick tho, that sure is a bonus, bit of kinky stuff thrown in an all....try anything once!! lol

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-10 15:49:04

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i had a sex life once ;>)

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-10 15:50:50

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aww hammer...wot is it now just hand jobs? pmsl muwahhhhhhhhhh

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-10 16:01:27

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hand job now theres an idea brb just goin to knock one out

 

   Sex life - Posted on 2006-08-10 16:04:49

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roflmao hammer......chucks tissue box after yer! lol

 

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