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he he he - Posted on 2006-08-07 16:03:25

daisyduke
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a Ł30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow Ł30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) (a masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? ?Yeah, I know you are........) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! Have a lovely day

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	he he he - Posted on 2006-08-07 16:58:32
dub 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, September 16, 2005 Posts: 603 Location: . United Kingdom	Grin..........you mean groan lol

	he he he - Posted on 2006-08-07 20:00:14
mandi6763 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 Posts: 653 Location: Bristol United Kingdom	lol very old. tis amusing tho

	he he he - Posted on 2006-08-07 20:59:06
fredcbr6uk 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, July 08, 2006 Posts: 513 Location: beccles United Kingdom	OMG!!! cant believe how terrible that was yet still made me smile.

	he he he - Posted on 2006-08-07 21:34:53
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Posts: 1078 Location: Coventry: Why? United Kingdom	fashions a virtual half brick from the ether and heaves it in Daisy's general direction

	he he he - Posted on 2006-08-08 08:22:57
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	seen it before but it still makes me laugh!

	he he he - Posted on 2006-08-08 09:23:21
daisyduke 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, February 04, 2006 Posts: 4574 Location: Bolton United Kingdom	ducks the virtual half brick, ner ner you missed me lol

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