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Women Are Evil By Nature... - Posted on 2006-08-06 09:35:42

The_Drifter
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A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

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	Women Are Evil By Nature... - Posted on 2006-08-06 09:39:49
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	pmsl drifter ,, but surelly only a man would fall for it lol

	Women Are Evil By Nature... - Posted on 2006-08-06 09:58:43
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	lol i like it

	Women Are Evil By Nature... - Posted on 2006-08-06 10:24:32
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	oldddddddddddddd, oldddddddddddd Repeat police have taken drifty into custardy, We wont trifle with this suspect, his puddins steamed, no more caramel for him. K i`ll get my hat and coat as well.

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