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JOKE FOR THE WEEKEND - Posted on 2006-08-04 08:29:43

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> I have 2 Labrador Retrievers & I was buying a large bag of Winalot at Sainsbury's and was in line to check out. > > A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. > > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. > > I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. > > Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. > > I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. Have a great weekend folks. Outlaw

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	JOKE FOR THE WEEKEND - Posted on 2006-08-04 08:51:26
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	pmsl outlaw , good one ,,

	JOKE FOR THE WEEKEND - Posted on 2006-08-04 09:15:13
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	brilliant lol

	JOKE FOR THE WEEKEND - Posted on 2006-08-04 09:23:56
The_Reverend 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 Posts: 1078 Location: Coventry: Why? United Kingdom	If it's not true it should be. Brilliant

	JOKE FOR THE WEEKEND - Posted on 2006-08-04 12:12:04
gfisher 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, November 02, 2004 Posts: 2725 Location: Glasgow United Kingdom	brill best for a while!

	JOKE FOR THE WEEKEND - Posted on 2006-08-04 15:48:05
suzuki_goddess 1300cc Superstar Joined: Tuesday, March 15, 2005 Posts: 2318 Location: Jersey United Kingdom	excellent!!

	JOKE FOR THE WEEKEND - Posted on 2006-08-04 17:14:09
rhona1975 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, May 15, 2005 Posts: 984 Location: london United Kingdom	LMAO, well done, clever dick!!

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