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sevs know any bon jovi
Song - Posted on 2004-11-16 14:16:48
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my name is billy jean my love is born an soul, im only 16 i feel a hundred years old, my folka are dead and went took my innocence away, the street life aint whats better but at least i get paid.....
Song - Posted on 2004-11-16 14:54:12
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"i hope you had the time of your life" your allways remembered x Steve x
Song - Posted on 2004-11-16 18:47:33
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henry the 8th i am i am, henry 8th i am i am.
i got married to the girl next door
she been married 7 times before
and everyone a henry, never a jake or a fred
so henry the 8th i am i am, henry the 8th i am.
i was brought up with old music hall songs
Song - Posted on 2004-11-16 18:49:17
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there was i waiting at the chuch
waiting at the church
waiting at the church
there was i he left me in the lurch
lo how it did upset me
when all at once
he sends around a note
here's the very note
the very note he wrote
cant get away to marry you today
my wife wont let me
lol i love that one
Song - Posted on 2004-11-16 18:50:59
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i got 6pence
jolly jolly 6pence
i got 6pence
to last me all me life
i got tupence to spend
n tupence to lend
n tupence to take home to me wife
no cares have i to greave me
no pretty little girl to deceive me
i'm as happy as a king believe me
as i go rolling home
rolling home, rolling home
by the light of the silvery moon
i'm as happy as a king believe me
as i go rolling home
Song - Posted on 2004-11-16 18:53:17
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one you all should know
'Alice Alice who the .... is Alice'
Song - Posted on 2004-11-16 19:27:09
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Captain: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Aye Aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you.
Kids: Aye Aye Captain
Captain: OHHHHHHH
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Ready?
Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!!
Captain: HA HA HA HA !!!!
Song - Posted on 2004-11-16 20:33:22
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remember the advert for meow mix the cute cat that meowed and the words on the bottom of the screen?
i like beef and i like liver, i like chicken in my dinner
now you know the new meow mix meow mix meow mix meow meow meow.
Song - Posted on 2004-11-16 20:52:21
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pml
Song - Posted on 2004-11-17 09:49:09
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am i the only one who ffinds this thread very worryinging lol
Song - Posted on 2004-11-17 09:49:57
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Star trekking across the universe on the starship enterprise under captain kirk! Star trekking across the universe only going forwards cos we can't find reverse!
Song - Posted on 2004-11-17 11:24:24
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lol @ speedy I remember doing the silly dance to that with my daughter on holiday. Oh dear god and I think Mark got it on video too lol (mental note to self find the video and distroy!!!!)
Song - Posted on 2004-11-17 14:25:06
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Here's one by a little known comedian, it's a very romantic number, it's called 'I stole Your Heart'.
When we met I was just a fool,
In my Freshman year at medical school ,
And you were the sweetest thing, I had ever seen,
My heart was drifting on a cloud,
when they wheeled you in, in your plastic shroud,
so I stole your heart and now it belongs to me.
I swore then, I would love and protect you, through thick and thin,
I could hardly bear to disect you but, at least I know I got under your skin,
The silky feel of your soft insides,
And the sweet perfume of formaldehyde,
And your frozen smile, were working that certain spell.
Now, I'm not supposed to take my work home,
But I couldn't bear to leave you alone,
So I stole your heart and several more bits as well,
But now we'll have to part, cos baby you've begun to smell.
C. Mitch Benn ( a very funny fella)
Cheers
Grim
Song - Posted on 2004-11-17 17:47:53
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It's life Jim but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it, Its life Jim but no tas we know it, not as we know it Jim!!
Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, star board bow, Klingons on the starboard bow, Klingons on the bow!!
We come in peace shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, we come in peace shoot to kill, shoot too shoot to kill!!