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men strike back - Posted on 2006-08-03 14:56:32

welshlamb
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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	men strike back - Posted on 2006-08-03 15:08:08
TC 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, November 21, 2005 Posts: 833 Location: Durban South Africa	God created the most wonderful thing man could imagine, women...... Then he ruined the whole thing by putting a mouth on...

	men strike back - Posted on 2006-08-03 18:39:12
r1froog 1300cc Superstar Joined: Sunday, October 02, 2005 Posts: 4352 Location: aberdeen United Kingdom	yeah then he invented corsas,and taught em to drive

	men strike back - Posted on 2006-08-04 08:57:07
ana 1300cc Superstar Joined: Monday, February 20, 2006 Posts: 1299 Location: colchester United Kingdom	awww but were would you be without us lol

	men strike back - Posted on 2006-08-04 09:17:17
Roeby 1300cc Superstar Joined: Posts: 8884 Location: Derbyshire United Kingdom	froog pleassssssssseeeeeeeee i don't drive a corsa i drive a BMW lol

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