More Hillbilly Humor - Posted on 2005-03-14 06:45:41
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A North Carolina State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-85. The
>>> trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
>>>
>>> The driver replied, "Bout whut?
>>>
>>> ========================================
>>>
>>> A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
>>> the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car
>>> and one behind it.
>>>
>>> Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene
>>> as he
>>> drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He
>>> asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat
>>> tire.
>>>
>>> "The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
>>>
>>> The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put
>>> flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it
>>> either."
>>>
>>>
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A group of North Carolina friends went deer hunting and paired off
>>> in twos for the day.
>>>
>>> That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
>>> staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
>>>
>>> "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
>>>
>>> "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up
>>> the trail," the successful hunter replied.
>>>
>>> "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
>>> inquired.
>>>
>>> "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going
>>> to steal Henry!"
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The young man from North Carolina came running into the store and
>>> said to his buddy,
>>>
>>> "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking
>>> lot!"
>>>
>>> Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
>>>
>>> "The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
>>> number."
More Hillbilly Humor - Posted on 2005-03-14 06:45:41
