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A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to takeoff when another
man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the two empty seats beside him.
The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking
quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for
the airline.
The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing dog, the best
there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first
man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search."
Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for
a few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the
handler's arm. He says, "Good boy."
The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in
possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat
number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."
"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about,
sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and
places two paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says, "That man is
carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat
number."
"I like it!" says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up
and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone. He then
comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over the aisle
and the seat.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a supposedly
well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What the hell is going on with this
stupid dog?
The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!"
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"Sniffer Dog" - Posted on 2005-03-08 12:18:50
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Definatly gross but so VERY funny
"Sniffer Dog" - Posted on 2005-03-08 16:18:58
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"Sniffer Dog" - Posted on 2005-03-08 16:38:12
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that is sooooooooooooooom funny
"Sniffer Dog" - Posted on 2005-03-08 17:42:42
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That was very funny Drifter psml!
"Sniffer Dog" - Posted on 2005-03-09 11:26:52
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