There were three men in prison, sitting on death row; Klaus the German, Guido the Italian and Sipho the Swazi.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So Klaus the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
Boom, he was dead instantly.
The Guido the Italian said, "Just hang me."
Snap! He was dead.
Then it was the Sipho the Swazi’s turn, and he said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff.." They gave him the shot, and he fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then Sipho said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?" to which Sipho the Swazi replied, "Eish you guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom."
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"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-04 10:04:49
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i need 2 buy some condoms
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-04 10:41:52
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pmsl at both of you
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-04 12:58:00
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FFS thats bad mate.
Hat n Coat please
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-04 13:26:57
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heheheheheheheeeeeeee...reminds me of the gas chamber joke
englishman, irishman and a scotsman are sent to the gas chambers in WW2....the guards asked for any last request, the irishman asked for a bottle of potcheen to make the passage easier, the jock asked for a 12 y/o malt for the same reason.....and the Englishman asked for a packet of Tunes(throat lozengers).....they make ya breat more easily!!
im already wearing em'
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-04 21:10:55
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lmao at both of the gags
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-05 09:49:04
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You think thats funny?
The South African "ex" deputy president is on trial for rape.
He knowingly had sex with a women that has aids....
His justification........
Wait for it....
He took a shower afterwards to reduce his chances of catching aids!
I couldn't believe my ears when I heard this! This guy was going to lead the country!
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-05 10:10:03
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he would have made a good leader then eh....lol
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-05 11:06:59
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oh dear at all of the above pmsl
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-05 11:55:38
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fs pmsfl.....
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-05 13:07:54
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Theres hope for me yet
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-05 18:24:21
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How? You on death row KK?
Surely Daisy's singing ain't so bad you've done her in??lol
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-04 09:50:24
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-04 10:04:49
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-04 13:26:57
"Sipho" - Posted on 2006-05-05 18:24:21
