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impossible - Posted on 2005-02-26 20:37:48

bp900
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Musselburgh
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A biker finds an old motorcycle in a barn, Buys it for Ł20 from the farmer and trailers it home. He's busy polishing the tank to see what the make is when 'poof'!*#@+', the genie of the tank appears and says "master, you have given me my freedom, whatever you wish for shall be yours, just name it". Stunned, our intrepid biker thinks for a moment and says " I've always wanted to go to the states, but I'm afraid of flying, and I get seasick on my Auntie Mabel's waterbed. I'd like you to build me a 6 lane motorway from somewhere on the west coast, Cornwall would be nice, cos that's where Auntie Mabel stays, all the way across the Atlantic to Florida.It's hot there and there's loads of Harleys and wimmin. I'd like there to be a 100 mph minimum speed limit and petrol available at service stations positioned no further apart than 25 miles in case I need to pee. The petrol must cost no more than 30p a litre and the food must be up to the high standards demanded by bikers everywhere, loads of burgers and beer, all at low low prices. The cops have to be polite and pay fines to US if they stop us. I f you could also arrange for the weather always to be fair and the temperature at about 25degrees C, that would be great. Er... I think that's all". The genie of the tank stares at him. " Are you crazy?! Do you know how long that would take? How would I get the supports down to the ocean floor? Do you know how much concrete it would take? Petrol at 30p a litre! You're going back 20 years man(true). Polite cops! Are you having a laugh? And if I tamper with the Atlantic weather systems, what would happen elsewhere on the planet? You're nuts! It's just impossible. Pick something else. Biker brains thinks again and says" I've got it. I want you to explain to me how a woman's mind works. When she says yes does she mean yes? When she says 'does my bum look big in this', does she want the truth? If she says Off you go on your bike for the day and enjoy yourself does she mean it or will she be homicidal when I get home? Can you guide me through the labyrinth of a woman's mind and let me understand?Please. The genie looking downcast replies " How many service stations did you want?" (note for ladies;of course this may be taken to question a man's ability to understand anything much... no offence)

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	impossible - Posted on 2005-02-27 01:20:28
thecatlass 250cc Rider Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 30 Location: bradford United Kingdom	LMAO......... love the disclaimer!!!! Gail x

	impossible - Posted on 2005-02-27 13:28:18
yzfchick 400cc Rider Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 86 Location: belfast Ireland	pmsl.... even the giene knows not to touch that subject (women) hehe

	impossible - Posted on 2005-02-27 13:34:01
joeboxer 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, November 03, 2004 Posts: 2358 Location: Sheffield United Kingdom	I like how you lost ya nerve at the end there bp. lol

	impossible - Posted on 2005-02-27 17:35:23
realslapper 600cc Boy Racer Joined: Monday, November 01, 2004 Posts: 135 Location: derry United Kingdom	yous men will never work us women out

	impossible - Posted on 2005-02-27 19:50:32
scunjee 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 2035 Location: them haggis are slippery wee critters United Kingdom	say it again for us lot in the cheap seats rs

	impossible - Posted on 2005-02-27 20:11:18
jayr1cooper 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Sunday, November 21, 2004 Posts: 156 Location: Eastbourne United Kingdom	to understand women is like to understand ? i havent a clue and gave up trying a long time ago

	impossible - Posted on 2005-02-28 16:51:47
Bobro 1300cc Superstar Joined: Thursday, February 17, 2005 Posts: 754 Location: Blackburn United Kingdom	Absolutly Brilliant, very funny stuff

	impossible - Posted on 2005-02-28 18:39:58
Wildchild 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, January 16, 2005 Posts: 274 Location: Marion United States	HHmmmmmmm....Bp--Kissin our butts and kickin 'em at the same time.........Nah, wait-that's is pretty typical after all. LOL

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