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"The Bear" - Posted on 2005-02-25 11:13:59

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"The Bear" An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.... As he walked alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. As he turned to look, He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing n on him. He tried to run even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer! His heart was pumping frantically as he tried to run even faster, but he tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up and saw the bear right on top of him, rising his paw to kill him. At that instant, he cried out "Oh my God!"...and all time stopped. The bear froze; the forest was silent; the river even stopped moving. A bright light shone upon the man, and a voice came out of the sky saying, "You deny my existence all of these years; teach others I don't exist, even credit my creation to a 'cosmic accident,' and now do you expect me to help you in your time of need? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist, ever so proud, looked into the light and said "It would be rather hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. As the light went out, the river ran, and the sounds of the forest continued, the bear put his paw down. The bear then brought both paws together, bowed his head and said: "Lord, I thank you for this food, which I am about to receive."

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	"The Bear" - Posted on 2005-02-25 11:22:01
jayr1cooper 750cc Boy Racer Joined: Sunday, November 21, 2004 Posts: 156 Location: Eastbourne United Kingdom	not quite the ending i was expexting but it made me chuckle

	"The Bear" - Posted on 2005-02-25 11:39:53
bear 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 5790 Location: cumbria United Kingdom	hehehehe like it

	"The Bear" - Posted on 2005-02-25 13:16:34
yzfchick 400cc Rider Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 86 Location: belfast Ireland	very funny hehe

	"The Bear" - Posted on 2005-02-28 11:19:49
Bobro 1300cc Superstar Joined: Thursday, February 17, 2005 Posts: 754 Location: Blackburn United Kingdom	lol good little chuckle

	"The Bear" - Posted on 2005-02-28 18:29:43
Wildchild 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, January 16, 2005 Posts: 274 Location: Marion United States	There is a good lesson in that one. "You reap what you sow."

	"The Bear" - Posted on 2005-02-28 18:37:51
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	Wild use the humour, dont read too much into it. And hows your back yard for seeds? :D

	"The Bear" - Posted on 2005-03-01 07:13:05
Wildchild 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, January 16, 2005 Posts: 274 Location: Marion United States	I am using the humor. But, I think you can also learn things thru humor. Sorry if that bothers you. Nah, I'm not really sorry.........LOL

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