I can not believe how stupid some lawyers or witness can be....Makes me glad Im a biker...
Q: What is your date of birth?
>A: July 15th.
>Q: What year?
>A: Every year
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>Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
>A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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>Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
>A: Yes.
>Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
>A: I forget.
>Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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>Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
>A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
>Q: How long has he lived with you?
>A: Forty-five years.
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>Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
>A: He said, "Where am I. Doris?"
>Q: And why did that upset you?
>A: My name is Susan.
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>Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
>A: We both do.
>Q: Voodoo?
>A: We do.
>Q: You do?
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>A: Yes, voodoo.
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>Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
>A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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>Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
>A: He's twenty
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>Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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>Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
>A: Yes.
>Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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>Q: She had three children, right?
>A: Yes.
>Q: How many were boys?
>A: None.
>Q: Were there any girls?
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>Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
>A: By death.
>Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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>Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
>A: No.
>Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
>A: No.
>Q: Did you check for breathing?
>A: No.
>Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
>A: No.
>Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
>A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
>Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
>A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
>Thank you for your time,
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Real "Lawyer/witness conversations - Posted on 2005-02-18 09:12:56
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PMSL superb!
Real "Lawyer/witness conversations - Posted on 2005-02-18 12:47:11
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Real "Lawyer/witness conversations - Posted on 2005-02-18 07:13:32
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