Suzukibikerbabe 1300cc Superstar
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Another chance 2 add ur poetic offerings...but funny ones this time!
Here's one 2 start u off....
"Ode to Froog"
There was a young fella called Fred
Who could not get a girl into bed
From Lands End to John O'Groats
He searched in vain for his oats
So he just kept on w**king instead!
concon 1300cc Superstar
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LOL
There once a man named froog
His pick up lines are usually rude
He'll find his girl somday
Then they'll roll around in the hay
And he'll make her do things that are rude
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-05 20:23:44
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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oi.........thats soooo untrue...............ya want a list..
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-05 20:26:25
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there was a bird called babe
who tried to get froog in to bed
she ried and tried,but couldnt succeed
cuz he shagged all the others instead
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-05 20:29:34
Suzukibikerbabe 1300cc Superstar
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"Ode to Bear"
Our bruin is furry and funny
With rather a liking for honey
But sticky paws on his screen
Made him less than serene
Now he's more like a big hot cross bunny!
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-05 20:57:24
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froogie is cool
he aint wot he seems
its all a front
and to a babe,
a dream
he laughs
he cries
he shags
(more than us...wan**r) lol
he a dood
and i love him
he one me
best buds
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-05 21:02:15
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awwww cheers kim...........ure a dude 2...xxx
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-05 21:27:34
KaptainKwak 1300cc Superstar
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Think ive found the gorl for me
She fit just nice on my knee
In stockings and basque
'Who is she' you ask
You'll just have to waiy and see
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-05 21:29:12
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Froog is cool
and Froog is great
if i were single
its him i'd date
he is a gem
a real good dude
i wonder what he looks like
in the nude
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-06 00:49:32
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I know a girl from borough
Shed make a crackin lover
such a laff
When lay in the baff
Off now coz she wants another
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-06 00:55:05
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one day u mite be lucky nuff 2 no
cheers daisy
u and kim made my day
xxx
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-06 00:57:51
gixxer 1300cc Superstar
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there was a young man from nantucket,
whos cock was so long he could suck it,
he said with a grin, wiping sponk from his chin,
"if my ear was a fanny, i'd fuck it!"
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-06 01:04:13
r1froog 1300cc Superstar
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i met a girl from glasgow toon
she had a leak but i fixed it soon
she had a hole
but i soon plugged that
but thats the easy bit
so glasgow bird from cumbernauld
am i gettin on ure tit
so one day soon
u let me no
cuz if a aint
ill fill ure hole
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-06 07:58:22
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pmsl gixxer
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-06 07:59:13
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there was an old man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
within the hour
his head was a flower
and his bum was covered in weeds
"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-06 07:59:30
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"Ode to......" - Posted on 2006-04-05 19:16:09
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