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Harley Davidson and Woman - Posted on 2005-02-12 19:38:09

FrogsR1
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Harley Davidson and Woman Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven." Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself." The befeathered fellow at the gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?" God says, "Ah, yes." "Well," says Davidson, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: One, there's too much front-end protrusion Two, it chatters at high speeds. Three, the rear end wobbles too much. Four, the intake is placed too close to the exhaust." "Hmmm..." replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention is flawed," God tells Arthur Davidson, "but according to My Computer, more people are riding my invention than yours."

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	Harley Davidson and Woman - Posted on 2005-02-12 22:49:03
Wildchild 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, January 16, 2005 Posts: 274 Location: Marion United States	I think I have released a monster............namely Frog!! That was cute. Thanks, I loved reading them all and they brought smiles to my face..................

	Harley Davidson and Woman - Posted on 2005-02-13 15:50:52
Ducatibird 1300cc Superstar Joined: Wednesday, February 02, 2005 Posts: 999 Location: Nottingham United Kingdom	that was very good frog, so good infact im gonna put it on our website lol prob get sack for it though but hey who cares, it's as funny as hell pmsl

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