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The Bad American by George Carlin - Posted on 2005-02-12 18:08:51

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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac in America, try to do it in English. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster video. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying? I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? AMEN!! I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you are too stupid to know how a voting ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again? If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American!

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	The Bad American by George Carlin - Posted on 2005-02-12 22:57:40
bear 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 5790 Location: cumbria United Kingdom	ok who is george carlin?????. cant agree with everything he said but can see where he is coming from.

	The Bad American by George Carlin - Posted on 2005-02-12 23:27:35
Wildchild 1000cc Pro Racer Joined: Sunday, January 16, 2005 Posts: 274 Location: Marion United States	He is a comedian here in the US. There was a big fuss made in the USA a few years ago because of a skit he did called "The seven dirty words" about things you can't say here in the US on national broadcasts. He is very outspoken and a cool guy from what we can tell. Yeah, I don't agree with every single thing, but he's a dead ringer for most of my beliefs.

	The Bad American by George Carlin - Posted on 2005-02-13 02:24:53
bear 1300cc Superstar Joined: Friday, October 29, 2004 Posts: 5790 Location: cumbria United Kingdom	will look out for his stuff then as i like a good laugh.

	The Bad American by George Carlin - Posted on 2005-02-13 18:18:54
the_ox 1300cc Superstar Joined: Saturday, October 30, 2004 Posts: 8803 Location: London United Kingdom	I think if you are too stupid to know how a voting ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. ????? So Cali voted in the terminator, Give it a few yrs J Travolta will be dropping off clones of Arnie and Segal all over the world! Welcome the new 5 yr plans. Hey wasnt that known as another word? Help me out here..

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