Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-11 17:48:29
FrogsR1 125cc Learner
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Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-11 20:17:55
Ducatibird 1300cc Superstar
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WOW frog im amazed you could actually type that much in one go, or did you do it over a few days..............pmsl
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-11 20:34:23
vibro 1300cc Superstar
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spot on frog miester.....................bloody women..lmao
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 03:56:01
realslapper 600cc Boy Racer
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must off used most of ure 1 brain cell thinkin that 1 up
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 08:04:10
joeboxer 1300cc Superstar
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and must have took all your half of brain cell to read it!!!
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 08:30:56
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nice one kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 09:56:34
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mmm, surely the penultimate joke (that means second-to-last) is actually an insult targetting man, not woman. If men were born with intelligence they would know this.
(still funny though!)
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 10:37:06
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Wonders if frog other half has seen this ???
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 11:55:42
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wonders if frog has another half after she has read it lol
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 12:47:50
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Nice on Frog, just don't let Con see it!
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 14:05:04
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A man from my own heart...........hehehehe
Hope Kez took notes when she read this??
Ian
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 14:17:34
husband admiring his naked body in the mirror, says to wife 'look at that, 12 stone of pure dynamite' wife replies 'fuckin shame about the 2 inch fuse' . lol
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 14:17:34
husband admiring his naked body in the mirror, says to wife 'look at that, 12 stone of pure dynamite' wife replies 'fuckin shame about the 2 inch fuse' . lol
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 14:57:37
Ducatibird 1300cc Superstar
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bloody hell yzf ur lucky a whole 2 inches....................wish i had a guy 'that' big lol
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 17:37:09
10wheels 400cc Rider
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he might have a 2 inch fuse but he's got 12 stone pushing it !! LOL
Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 18:06:53
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Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-11 17:48:29
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Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-11 20:17:55
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Men strike back !!!! - Posted on 2005-02-12 08:04:10
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