Hope this makes you smile...... EVER WONDER where we are headed...
>why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
>...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
>...why doctors call what they do "practice"?
>...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows?
>...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while
>dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
>...why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?
>...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
>...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
>...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
>...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
>progress?
>...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
>AND...
>In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because
>of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
>goods.
>On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
>Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
>On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's
>"just" a suggestion).
>On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
>down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
>heating." (...and you thought????...)
>On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
>wouldn't this save me more time?)
>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate
>machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to
>reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those
>5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
>On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.......I'm
>taking this because???....)
>On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
>only." (as opposed to...what?)
>On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
>(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
>flash!)
>On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
>eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
>or genitals."
>(...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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ever wonder..... - Posted on 2005-02-11 20:36:24
vibro 1300cc Superstar
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didnt you post this on here a little while ago..................still good though
ever wonder..... - Posted on 2005-02-12 14:28:14
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and the first four years of your life being taught to walk and talk, and the next 12 being told to sit down and shut up!
ever wonder..... - Posted on 2005-02-10 17:07:10
ever wonder..... - Posted on 2005-02-11 20:36:24
ever wonder..... - Posted on 2005-02-12 14:28:14
